[for and_ipityamy] For he's a jolly good fellow ...

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So what do you want for your birthday?


... And don't say a pony.

Comments

[and-ipityamy.livejournal.com]

But ponies are so practical.

[called-thumper.livejournal.com]

That's what I keep telling her. She never listens to me.

[and-ipityamy.livejournal.com]

I know I'd be the hit of the college if I show up and park my brand new pony. Plus, if she buys me a pony you can buy me a pony comb.

[called-thumper.livejournal.com]

Hell yes.

And hey, I already got your gift, unlike Miss Last Minute over here.

[and-ipityamy.livejournal.com]

Miss Last Minute. We should abbreviate that to MLM and call her that every day from now on. Over and over. MLM.

[called-thumper.livejournal.com]

She'd deck us before the week's out.

[and-ipityamy.livejournal.com]

...True story. Is my gift awesome? From you, anyway.

[called-thumper.livejournal.com]

Dude, it's from me. Of course it's awesome.

[and-ipityamy.livejournal.com]

I don't know. The ratty baseball glove was questionable.

[called-thumper.livejournal.com]

This is way better than the baseball glove. Promise.

[talks-for-ten.livejournal.com]

Not for my budget they're not.

[and-ipityamy.livejournal.com]

Cheap pony. A crack-pony!

[talks-for-ten.livejournal.com]

And where are you going to put this pony of yours?

[and-ipityamy.livejournal.com]

...The nursery. He can be a guard-pony.

[talks-for-ten.livejournal.com]

And when he stops being a pony and starts being a horse.

[and-ipityamy.livejournal.com]

The backyard.

[talks-for-ten.livejournal.com]

Just gonna let him wander around the backyard?

[and-ipityamy.livejournal.com]

...He's a friendly pony.

[talks-for-ten.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh.